Evie crawls around with her "kid leash" on (the kind you get to keep your kid close while at an amusement park) and makes us treat her like a dog. Woof.
LOL I love it....I'm convinced that most of the time I find kids even funnier than adults. Glad you caught this in action. p.s. I'm craving 5 crowns. Hope all is going well for you guys :)
"I love everyone daddy." - i love everyone too - "Even yourself?" - yes, i love myself - "Pshhh - you can't kiss yourself!"
"Remember that deer we saw on the side of the road? I bet bugs were eating its guts. When bugs eat guts does it turn into bug guts?"
"So what if we went bowling and the ball landed in the guts?" - you mean gutter? - "Oh yeah, that!"
"Daddy are you a super hero?" Yes I am a Hayden SuperHero! "No Dad, you can't be - you don't have a sidekick. You have to have a sidekick to be a super hero!"
"Here is a bikini for daddy and here is a bikini for me." ( zucchini)
"Mom, do you know Heavenly Father's phone number?"
"What are they going to do with Grampa Arch's bones? They could put them in the dinosaur museum!"
"Mom, I don't want everyone to die. I want everyone to be alive - like President Hinckley needs to be alive."
"Joshy is a goofus woofus."
During the prayer - whispering to me "What's next, pizza guy?"
"Look Mom, we are at walmart - see, W -A- L (star) M- A- R- T."
"Mom, why are your legs so black?" (Nylons)
"Hey Dad, I pee standing up too!"
"I like Jesus cause He protects us."
"It's not called broccoli - it's TREES!"
So we just saw a deer get hit by a car and he asked - "Does he have a red shiny nose?"
"I decided that when I get big I want to be a mom just like you!"Um, boys get to be daddys and girls get to be mommys. "Well I want to be a girl then."
"It came to pass that we went to Grandma's house."
"There is a T-Rex buried here!" -We went to the cemetary and he saw a little boy's headstone with a dinosaur engraved on it.
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So funny. He'd fit right in around here...
Evie crawls around with her "kid leash" on (the kind you get to keep your kid close while at an amusement park) and makes us treat her like a dog. Woof.
LOL I love it....I'm convinced that most of the time I find kids even funnier than adults. Glad you caught this in action. p.s. I'm craving 5 crowns. Hope all is going well for you guys :)
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