"I love everyone daddy." - i love everyone too - "Even yourself?" - yes, i love myself - "Pshhh - you can't kiss yourself!"
"Remember that deer we saw on the side of the road? I bet bugs were eating its guts. When bugs eat guts does it turn into bug guts?"
"So what if we went bowling and the ball landed in the guts?" - you mean gutter? - "Oh yeah, that!"
"Daddy are you a super hero?" Yes I am a Hayden SuperHero! "No Dad, you can't be - you don't have a sidekick. You have to have a sidekick to be a super hero!"
"Here is a bikini for daddy and here is a bikini for me." ( zucchini)
"Mom, do you know Heavenly Father's phone number?"
"What are they going to do with Grampa Arch's bones? They could put them in the dinosaur museum!"
"Mom, I don't want everyone to die. I want everyone to be alive - like President Hinckley needs to be alive."
"Joshy is a goofus woofus."
During the prayer - whispering to me "What's next, pizza guy?"
"Look Mom, we are at walmart - see, W -A- L (star) M- A- R- T."
"Mom, why are your legs so black?" (Nylons)
"Hey Dad, I pee standing up too!"
"I like Jesus cause He protects us."
"It's not called broccoli - it's TREES!"
So we just saw a deer get hit by a car and he asked - "Does he have a red shiny nose?"
"I decided that when I get big I want to be a mom just like you!"Um, boys get to be daddys and girls get to be mommys. "Well I want to be a girl then."
"It came to pass that we went to Grandma's house."
"There is a T-Rex buried here!" -We went to the cemetary and he saw a little boy's headstone with a dinosaur engraved on it.
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